Urgences Santes
Quebec, CA




NOT TONIGHT, MADAM
"Another time, I was riding with 2 other guys, and we got a P1 Psychiatric call. It seemed there was a lady who was extremely ETOH, (alcohol intoxication), drugged out, and making a nuisance of herself in the street in a residential neighborhood. She was generally relieving herself of her bodily fluids, from all orifices, and in the process, disgusting everyone.  Read more....

GIVE ME THE MOONSUIT
Being an American, and not very fluent in French, it was generally agreed, that if the patient spoke English, I would take the lead in trying to determine what was wrong with them. We got a call for a generalized sickness, and it was at the top of 5 flights of stairs. When this kind of call happens, you always hope that if you have to transport, the patient isn't over 150 pounds. 
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